120+ Funny Things to Write on Shirt Signing Day

Shirt signing day is always an exciting event for students. It’s a day when everyone exchanges signatures on their shirts, making memories that last a lifetime.

If you’re looking for some creative and funny things to write on your shirt, then you’ve come to the right place.

We’ve compiled a list of hilarious ideas to help you stand out from the crowd and have a good laugh with your friends.

Funny Things to Write on Shirt Signing Day

“I told you to dress better.”
“Remember, you’re unique… just like everyone else.”
“You wear this shirt better than anyone else.”
“I’m not a gynecologist but I know a [censored] when I see one.”
“This shirt is smarter than you.”
“You’re the reason I use ‘LOL’.”
“I wish my homework was as easy as you.”
“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”
“Caution: I’m allergic to stupidity.”
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
“Sarcasm – just one of the services I offer.”
“Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.”
“I’m out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?”
“There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.”
“I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.”
“I have no idea what I’m doing.”
“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.”
“My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home.”
“Does this shirt make my sarcasm look big?”
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
“I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.”
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”
“My room was clean, but then I had to decide what to wear.”
“If you can read this, you’re too close.”
“I’m not weird. I’m a limited edition.”
“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
“I am currently unsupervised. I know, it scares me too.”
“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”
“I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness.”
“This shirt is wrinkle-free… unlike my life.”
“Who needs Google? My wife knows everything.”
“I may be wrong, but it’s highly unlikely.”
“I was going to be sarcastic, but then I remembered you wouldn’t get it.”
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it sure did hurt when I did.”
“I’m actually not funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.”
“I wanted to go jogging but Proverbs 28:1 says ‘The wicked run when no one is chasing them.’ So there’s that.”
“My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.”
“I’m not saying I hate you, but I’d unplug your life support to charge my phone.”
“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”
“I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.”
“I’m not a proctologist, but I know a [censored] when I see one.”
“I’m not saying I’m Batman. I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in a room together.”
“I’m not antisocial. I’m anti-stupid.”
“I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.”
“I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do eyebrows.”
“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.”
“It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
“If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.”
“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”
“Do not read the next sentence. You little rebel, I like you.”
“I’m great in bed. I can sleep for days.”
“I’m not a smartass… I am a highly intelligent individual who knows how to throw around a few well-chosen words.”
“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.”
“I’m not chubby, I’m just easy to see.”
“I’m not a nerd, I just wear glasses.”
“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
“Homework ate my dog!”
“Proud graduate of the School of Hard Knocks.”
“I was told there would be pizza…”
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.”
“I paused my video game for this.”
“Straight Outta Detention.”
“Now hot because of global warming.”
“My GPA looks like a very strong wifi password.”
“I survived (insert teacher’s name) class.”
“Can’t adult today!”
“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.”
“I’m just here for the cake.”
“Dolphins are just Sharks who went to Private School.”
“Yawn-speak for I’m bored.”
“Sleep all day, party never.”
“I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.”
“I can’t, I have rehearsal.”
“World’s Okayest Student.”
“I came, I saw, I made it awkward.”
“Fed up with this crap-tivating school.”
“Too cool for this school.”
“E=MC Hammer.”
“Education is important, but WiFi is important.”
“Homework? Ain’t nobody got time for that!”
“If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.”
“I graduated. Now I’m like smart and stuff.”
“Believe in yourself. Even when no one else does.”
“Life was easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.”
“I’m so cool even ice cubes are jealous.”
“Keep calm and blame it on the dog.”
“Life is short, make fun of it.”
“I did my homework! It just didn’t make it to school.”
“I dress to depress.”
“I got out of bed for this?”
“I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”
“I survived, you’re next.”
“I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”
“If I were you, I’d want to be me too.”
“Weekend, please don’t leave me.”
“Gravity-checking expert.”
“I’m not late. This is early for tomorrow.”
“The bags under my eyes are Gucci.”
“I’m here because you broke something.”
“I can’t adult today, maybe tomorrow.”
“Why Fall in Love when You Can Fall Asleep.”
“Keep Calm and let me eat your homework.”
“Math: Mental Abuse To Humans.”
“I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing.”
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I am right.”
“If you don’t believe in miracles, perhaps you’ve forgotten you are one.”
“I’m 100% certain that no one has ever been 100% certain.”
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.”
“I’ve got enough motivation to last me the rest of the day.”
“You can’t scare me, I teach!”
“The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.”
“My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.”
“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”
“Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
“I’m not a morning person or a night person. I’m a whenever-the-homework-is-due person.”
“I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything.”
“Sorry, I can’t hang out. My uncle’s cousin’s sister-in-law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.”
“Me? Sarcastic? Never.”
“I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.”
“I’m not lazy. I’m in energy-saving mode.”
“I’m not a procrastinator. I save everything for the last minute because then I’ll be older and therefore wiser.”
“I’m not short. I’m fun size!”
“Math is fun, it teaches you how to cheat.”
“I wish life had a background music so I could understand what the hell is going on.”
“I’m silently correcting your grammar.”
“I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug you.